LordBattle

Greeting: Greetings fellow deviants! It is, I, Lord Battle, the lord of death and balloons! I should strike you down where you stand, just for the sake insolence. Strike you DOWN, I say! I was causing death long before you were embraced by the whimmsy of art  , and I've been making balloon doggies even longer. I can make balloon creatures of all shapes and sizes. Doggies, monkeys, gerbils, crabs, even balloon ogres. But those skills are nothing compared to my killing abilities. I know one hundred ways to kill a man with a balloon, and that's just the deflated ones… Current Complaint: I wish I could pull myself to get more work done